"BRUH"
— WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AND WHY DO I KEEP SAYING IT?? MY MOM TOLD ME TO CLEAN MY ROOM TODAY AND I LOOKED HER STRAIGHT IN THE EYE AND SAID “BRUH” (via isnowfairy)


high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution



artemisfowlstolemysoul:

Being a nice person is so fun

Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it

Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets

There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.







angellaurice:

fashionismypoison:

kiss-meyou-fool:

wowowoow

oh. my. god. why am i either too young or too old for each of them

k

angellaurice:

fashionismypoison:

kiss-meyou-fool:

wowowoow

oh. my. god. why am i either too young or too old for each of them

k



"We’re adults, but, like…adult cats. Someone should probably take care of us, but we can sort of make it on our own."
— my roommate, on the question “are we adults” (via disjunct)


dutchster:

this one time when we had to put condoms on dildos in sex ed and the teacher was like “don’t worry most penises aren’t this big” and some boys were hooting and well you can imagine what they said



disney-park-junkie:

Walt Disney on Disneyland. December 5, 1901, - December 15, 1966






ernoticon:

I sent this to Barack Obama

ernoticon:

I sent this to Barack Obama






@onedirection: #SaturdaysAreMadeFor… 

@onedirection: #SaturdaysAreMadeFor… 



darkmarxsoul:

iflybikes:

When men talk of women and girls in terms of legal/not legal, what they’re really saying is “I already sexually objectify this child and would attempt to fuck her if there were no laws in the way.”

You can’t deny that is fucking scary.

Sometimes there are things that just sort of vaguely seem wrong, but you can’t put your finger on why…until it’s worded like this, and suddenly everything slides into place and you feel like someone punched you in the gut.