boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful
jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow
thanks for your contribution
Being a nice person is so fun
Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it
Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets
There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.
oh. my. god. why am i either too young or too old for each of them
this one time when we had to put condoms on dildos in sex ed and the teacher was like “don’t worry most penises aren’t this big” and some boys were hooting and well you can imagine what they said
When men talk of women and girls in terms of legal/not legal, what they’re really saying is “I already sexually objectify this child and would attempt to fuck her if there were no laws in the way.”
You can’t deny that is fucking scary.
Sometimes there are things that just sort of vaguely seem wrong, but you can’t put your finger on why…until it’s worded like this, and suddenly everything slides into place and you feel like someone punched you in the gut.